with 2 NSE friends from Porto Rico and Hawaii!
like this much~
well..sorry for didnt update my blog so freaking long long time... too many stuffs to do and all the events accumulate...and i guess i will post all the pic at once.. hehehe
well... first week of Oct, I followed the club to a camping at one of the mountain in middle of no where... anyway.. it was a fun experience with all the latinos!! they are so warm~
核心提示：看了千萬別不好意思不笑。
1、五元錢被犯罪團伙綁架了，打電話給百元鈔： “喂！你兒子在這裡，不想我們撕票就用自己來換他！” 百元鈔想了一下說：“ 撕吧，撕了你們連5 塊錢都沒有了！”
2、一個人在沙漠裡快要餓死了，這時他撿到了神燈。
神燈：“ 我只可以實現你一個願望，快說吧，我趕時間。”
人：“我要老婆 ……”
神燈立刻變出一個美女，然後不屑的說：“ 都快餓死了還貪圖美色！可悲！”說完就消失了。 %l4LX~-:
人：“……餅。”
3
、蚯蚓一家這天很無聊，小蚯蚓就把自己切成兩段打羽毛球去了，
蚯蚓媽媽覺得這方法不錯，就把自己切成四段打麻將去了，
蚯蚓爸爸想了想，就把自己切成了肉末。
蚯蚓媽媽哭著說：“你怎麼這么傻？切這麼碎會死的！”
蚯蚓爸爸弱弱地說： “……突然想踢足球。”
4 、熊貓男要XX熊貓女，熊貓女奮力抵抗、誓死不從。
熊貓男失敗后憤憤地說：“我們都快滅絕了耶！”
5 、龜兔賽跑......兔子很快跑到前面去了 ......
烏龜看到一只蝸牛爬得很慢很慢 ......對他說: 你上來，我背你吧......
然後 ...... 蝸牛就上來了 ......
過了一會.... ..烏龜又看到一只螞蟻...... 對他說:你也上來吧 ......
於是螞蟻也上來了。 螞蟻上來以後......看到上面的蝸牛 ...... 對他說了句 :你好
你們知道蝸牛說什麼嗎 ？
蝸牛說：你抓緊點 ，這烏龜好快 .......
6、有一對男女正在吃晚餐
那個女生一直問那個男生：你愛不愛我 ？
男生看了女生一眼又繼續吃晚餐
女生很生氣又再問了一次：你愛不愛我？
男生終於說：愛
女生又問：那你要怎麼證明？ >m:;. vVY
忽然男生從口袋裡拿了三十元出來，
且問女生 :你有沒有十元？
女生拿了十元給了男生......
男生就把四十元放在桌上 ~
過了一會兒 .....
女生很生氣的問男生：你到底要不要證明你愛我啊！
男生說：我己經證明了啊！ 四十擺在眼前
7、一天逛小吃街 發現一家賣蛋塔的店
每一種看起都十分美味可口，想買個來試試
我問店員 : 請問這是單賣的嗎？
店員 :不，這是日本的。
8、有一天，一家失火了，
爸爸媽媽都逃出來了，只剩下一個兒子還在里面
媽媽很緊張的在屋外大喊：
“ 兒子.....你在幹嗎 ......都失火了還不出來 ......”
兒子回答：“我在穿襪子阿.....”
媽媽又說， “都失火了還穿什麼襪子....”
過了五分鍾，兒子還沒出來......
媽媽又緊張的喊，
“兒子，你到底在幹什麼？快出來 ~ 都失火了，還待在裡面.....”
兒子說，“我在脫襪子阿........”
9、有個人到河邊釣魚
先穿了個樹葉～半天沒魚上鉤，他又換了塊面包～一樣半天沒魚上鉤～
沒辦法他只好去換蚯蚓～一樣還是半天沒魚上鉤～～
他氣憤之下～掏出100塊摔入水中大罵：
“*—%#% 要吃什麼！自己去買！！！！ ”
10、一個德國人、法國人、及一個日本人要到礦場工作。
老板是美國人，他對德國人說：你體格不錯，你負責苦力。
對法國人說：你說你是工程師，你負責采礦的計劃
而對日本人他說：你很瘦小。你負責supplies( 補給)
然後隔周，他們開始上工。
幾天後德國人及法國人發現日本人不見了，找了很久後他們決定還是先回頭工作。
德國人開始工作的時候，日本人突然跳了出來，大聲叫到：
「 Surprise!」
11 、“我看不清太遠的東西， ”病人對眼科醫生說。
“請跟我來，”醫生把病人帶到外面，用手指著天上的太陽，問道，“你看那是什麼？ ”
“太陽。”病人回答。
“ 那你還想看多遠！”
12 、有一天動物們在關公廟前面聞到很臭的味道。 Ek
蛇說：我這麼小不會放這么臭的屁，一定是牛。
牛說：我是吃草的不會放這麼臭的屁。
豬說：放屁的人一定會臉紅。
忽然關公衝了出來，把豬打飛說：說了多少次了，我臉紅是天生的。
13 、有個人一天碰到上帝......
上帝突然大發善心打算給那人一個願望......
上帝問 ......
你有什麼願望嗎......
那個人想了想......
聽說貓都有 9條命......
那請您賜給我 9條命吧 ......
上帝說......
你的願望實現咯......
一天，那個人閑來無聊 ......
想說去死一死算了......
反正有9條命嘛 就躺在鐵軌上 ......
結果一輛火車開過去 ......
那人還是死了 ......
這是為什麼呢？
因為那列火車的車廂有10節
14、一天，殯儀館送來了三個人，說也奇怪，他們死后的笑容都是 ^_^......
殯儀館管理員很納悶的問 pol.ice
：為甚麼他們死後的臉竟然會是 ^_^呢？
pol.ice說：這...... 說來話長...... 你看左邊那個人 ......他是跟她老婆在共度春宵時
......在最激情的那一刻 ...... 受不了......掛了 "
管理員就回答說：唉......願在花下死 ......做鬼也風流 ......
那中間那一個是怎麼死的？
pol.ice：中間那一個喔 ......他呀.. ....真是人間慘劇...... !
他走在路上......忽然聽見自己中了頭彩 ...... 獎金 7億多..
他開心的哈哈大笑時
管理員回答說：唉 ......他真的是沒有福氣享受這榮華富貴的後半輩子......那剩下的這一個呢？ UrBc
pol.ice： ......這一個死的就有點可憐了...... 他是爬上樹的時候被雷給劈死了
管理員回答說：...... 這就有點不對了，被雷劈到為什後還會笑呢 ......
pol.ice 說：因為他爬上樹後.....突然一道閃電 ...... _
他以為...... 有人給他拍照......
15、話說數千年以前，無論是公狗或者是母狗，他們小便時都是用蹲著的。
直到唐朝，事情才有了轉變 ……
唐太宗大家聽過吧！他老人家養了一對北京狗，有一次唐太宗上華山祭天，帶了這一對去 ……
祭到一半時，母狗突然內急，于是便跑到一棵樹后解決，
在祭天時這是非常不敬的行為，因此惹惱了玉帝，
玉帝命令雷公打了一個雷，正好打在樹上，樹倒了，壓死了母狗，公狗看了以後非常害怕 ……
從此以后，公狗每次在樹下小便時，都會伸出一只腳，用力頂著樹，以免樹倒下來壓到自己……
well...this happened in calculus class, it was an kinda interesting class at the beginning and became boring and boring... so one of the girl in my table suddently said:" hey u look like Jackie Chan! or Bruce Lee?!"
I was like:"err...no...not at all..Jackie has huge red nose, I would say more like Bruce Lee..hahhaa"
" So who is another Chinese KungFu or Karate guy?" another girl at the table asked" U mean Jet Li??"
"Yeah!!! I just know three of them"
"I know a karate guy..who is him?" A guy asked
"I dunno...Im not J-a-p-a-n-ESE" I answered
"What?!! said Japanese again~"
"J-A-P-A-N-E-S-E??"
all the people in the group laugh -.-"" "Dude, its Japanese! I love your asent~dont worry I still love u..HAHAHHAHAA"
So speechless for 5 minutes...so I said:" look, JAPAN plus ENE isnt sounds like Japanese?!!" "Yeah..you right and it does make sense, but we dont say like that..."
"English is F** hard!!!"
"Is allrite, you just made my day.." and that time.. classes done and we left with "Japanese" word here and there -.-""
「稻 香」
詞：周杰倫 曲：周杰倫
對這個世界如果你有太多的抱怨
跌倒了就不敢繼續往前走
為什麼人要這麼的脆弱 墮落
請你打開電視看看
多少人為生命在努力勇敢的走下去
我們是不是該知足
珍惜一切 就算沒有擁有
還記得你說家是唯一的城堡 隨著稻香河流繼續奔跑
微微笑 小時候的夢我知道
不要哭讓螢火蟲帶著你逃跑 鄉間的歌謠永遠的依靠
回家吧 回到最初的美好
不要這麼容易就想放棄 就像我說的
追不到的夢想 換個夢不就得了
為自己的人生鮮艷上色 先把愛塗上喜歡的顏色
笑一個吧 功成名就不是目的
讓自己快樂快樂這才叫做意義
童年的紙飛機 現在終於飛回我手裡
所謂的那快樂 赤腳在田裡追蜻蜓追到累了
偷摘水果被蜜蜂給叮到怕了 誰在偷笑呢
我靠著稻草人吹著風唱著歌睡著了
哦 哦 午後吉它在蟲鳴中更清脆
哦 哦 陽光灑在路上就不怕心碎
珍惜一切 就算沒有擁有
還記得你說家是唯一的城堡 隨著稻香河流繼續奔跑
微微笑 小時候的夢我知道
不要哭讓螢火蟲帶著你逃跑 鄉間的歌謠永遠的依靠
回家吧 回到最初的美好
today 9/18/08...suppose to be an ordinary day for me...well, if really wanna say something special perhaps done with my all exams is the only one.
but cant believe good things happened just after my nutrition test... it was good, i had a good feeling after the test, even though i was late for it because of the bus, but i still managed to finish it within 45 minutes. I barely check the answers cuz i know the answers for sure...
Just after the test, I met someone who is always special to me, who I was thinking about and hardly to move on... since it was past, thats y i dun mind say it here... we met from the NSE program, same as mine situation... and we really had a great time together check out this new place. She is kinda typical American, who does everything what others do. Well... great time past and we had some issues before the day school started...and from that day onwards until today we were kinda at awkward situation.
Im really glad we met, she was the one saw me walking and stop me for some chat. It is great to know she is having a good time in this school, although something busy going on in her life... It was short chat cuz Im rushing to another class...
I met her again after my last class done... this time we chat alot.. basically covered everything.... anyway... im glad I saw her, Im glad we had the conversation... I feel so relief after that for some reasons... maybe I dont like things just leave it like that without completely settled it....
After walked her to the bus stop I went to the pool, i guess i will just list out what happened next :
1) Honestly Im new to pool, if really wanna said I frequently get involved should be starting this summer... so yea..I not good at it... but I cant believe this 2 days I beat 3 blacks ( ya know, Blacks always good at this game) without any luck. I guess I can see the improvement now compare to the first time. Pool is a luck game, but it test cho pressure, cho rational, and its a good training for me to cope with pressure.
2)After pool its ping pong, another sports that not good at, but there is my friend who is really good teach me some techniques that I always dont understand with. I goona play badminton after such a BIG while tomorrow!! cant wait for it!
3) Every Thursday evening I will go to a church for dinner, its home cook by some elders. Same as today, people there are so nice!! They always welcome everyone anytime for that. The father always concern about me, maybe becuz im an International Student??? So one of my friend suddently gave me a huge surprise! She handed me the Berbatov MU jersey!! She was the one helped me to get it for cheaper prize. I supposed to get it until next 2 weeks, but we all just got it from Singapore today... and yet its ORIGINAL!!!!!!!! I almost screamed out that time! and the chief of the church is a MU fans too!!!!
4)what else could be more excited for Jay Chou new album?!!! Im so excited about his new album... the song title let me think about sekinchan.... really cant wait on 9/22 to hear it!!!
5) Good chat with Tong, almost can talk to her but due to the sucky internat call and she is not feeling good, but it was a great nite!~
well... i guess today was my first day so many good things came infront of me... really appreciated that! Sky is blue and my mind now is as blue as it~
peach out yo
what will be happened when an asian boy met an american girl?
Who will ever think about dating an American girl at the first place? We heard a lot of stories about Asian girls dating white guys, but seldom for the other way round… Indeed, a lot of considerations and difficulties will occur sooner or later…
There is a video at youtube shows tons of reasons why Asians guys hardly get a white girl…there are lots of reasons as well why Asian girls can get a white guy more easier… well, I’m not going to elaborate all the reasons here…
Perhaps it is not a problem at all for an American Asian boy, but it might be a huge different for a boy who is growing from non- English speaking environment and just using English occasionally. Well, how about culture differences or point of views because living experiences are totally different?
Hmm… no doubt that being with a totally different-world-girl can open up our mind in many ways… it is really great experiences hanging out/ dating those girls… and I think it would be unbelievable and unforgettable moments for that. .. What else could be better than with someone at one of the Seven Wonders of the World? =) My roommate told me that he gonna get me a black girl before I going back to Minnesota, I hope he will never do that…hahha
So, what would be happened to an Asian boy dating a white girl? I don’t know the answers and perhaps could have chance for that ;)
近来的生活真是无奈和有点想要崩溃了，
好运果然从来就不再我这儿。
我果然是没事情就是好事。
当然还有几件值得庆幸的事，我的两位黑人室友真是好人极了。女的是惟一在这间家有车的，没有他我可能一天还不只走了3 miles.男的有义气得更没话说，才认识第二天，就坚持陪我走去百货公司，不单要走15分钟那么远，还要他淋着雨，虽然我已说了我知道怎么去。。。
而住的房子呢，虽然感觉旧一点，不过有高素质的电视，还包电话和水电煤气统统加完才350,
就算在fargo要找到这样的价钱也不容易，更何况在纽约这个城市？！
当然还包网络，不过还没装，
所以从第一天到这里就每天走15分钟到学校上网。
不幸的是，几乎天天都下雨，
好像没有一天是干净得走回家-.-“
无奈的事，我所选的科全都要什么Internat Access，感谢要买那个密码，就不能买旧书，算算一下，要花大概600 来买书！！ 开什么玩笑！！！！
保险又１０００美金！每天吃都省到半条命！
发觉到一样东西，当我换到新环境事，胃口特别大，可能多吃就没那么感觉人生地不熟。。
可偏偏缺钱时肚子又一直呱呱叫．．要省钱且对不起肚子，
但每次最后都是肚子赢了。。。吃到饱时又开始烦钱了Ｔ－Ｔ．．
戒指 在这里是形容词 形容一种贺尔蒙的外在举止
发誓 则被归类为专有名词 是某种时空下的特定仪式
浪漫尽可能不被解释 否则尴尬的是 终将交配的这一回事
所有求偶过程都是现在进行式 只是永远这个字
永远 永远都不会是 关键词
Wenshan
虽然还有好多事要办，但比我想象中的顺利好多，房东真是个好人，不但帮我整顿这间家，还带我去买了好多东西，而且找到了好多免费货，算算一下到了这儿才花了大约200，比起 以前少好多了。。如果不是花了35美金坐德士，可能省更多！
室友也是好好人！她是从texas来的黑人，已经是在工作了，和我一样，现在还是人生地不熟，如果没有她帮忙，不可能在第二天就把这间家整顿的七七八八了。
虽然这次房间还是一样小，但超幸运用40美金就得到了一张queen saiz床，真后悔当初用了100块买了一张full saiz。。>< 今天如果能找到一张书桌，还有一些小用具，那就大功告成了！
昨晚上忽然停电！ 整间屋子也暗得像鬼屋！跌跌橦橦的走道发电机弄了老半天还是不行，室友友不再，不知是发生什么事，也不能继续整理，就打电话给ada。。又和steven 谈了一下下，之后又去烦maggie和容容。。maggie还真以为我要去载他们到walmart!哈哈！！
希望赶快完成吧！
